I thought they considered Smith for DiCaprios role, like in Inception.

Thank the lord!

Also, as widely spread vibe-coded ransomware that can’t actually decrypt your data after payment has hit the news.

I have no idea.
That gif sat on my hard drive for 20 years.

Thanks for your kind words.
Yeah, I’m sure the grief will still come.
And it’ll be hard to achieve my dream of becoming a father now, as a 41 year old single…

It hit me like a semi truck, cause shit went sideways out of nowhere within 2 weeks.
But she’s moved out without a fuss, our finances are separate, and I kept the cats.
Still kind of numb, but I also massively enjoy the quiet and relaxation right now.
The marriage was exciting, but it was also a constant whirlwind.

Looks more like an orangehouse at dusk.

Yo mamma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

In a beetle, it was just called Kofferraum.
And it was actually useful:

Trying to sell that thing as a “Mustang” should be a crime.

Downvoted you strictly for the edit

Veronicaexplains confirmed queen of Peertube

lol it’s also the only one I found.

My wife and I had been trying for a child. Then she left me 2 weeks ago.
The best thing that happened to me this week was finding out she’s not pregnant.
Also, instead of despair or grief over the separation, literally all I feel is relief.

The plants that could be proven to work are now just called medicine.
Alternative medicine is medicine that’s not scientifically proven to work.

I feel like when you’re older than any online age verification process, you should be

grandfathered in.

“Your license key has expired.
Please contact your sales representative to re-activate your son.”

This isn’t a High School science fair.
This is a Master of Business Administration.

Tell me about the dolphins

Dang you really got the worst of all worlds.