Margot Robbie

The problem with streaming services right now is that the consumer does not know know how long a particular TV series or film is going to be available, so for any media that you would want to watch whenever you want for years to come in the highest fidelity (For example, the 2023 summer blockbuster "Barbie"), getting it on physical media is still the best option.

Asking people to get a dedicated Blu-Ray player in 2024 is a tall order, most people would fair better getting a PlayStation or XBox with disk support instead.

Well, I was originally here to promote a movie...

I, once again, nominate myself for this prestigious award just so I can be the only two times Hexie nominated actor in Hollywood.

Bluey is also from Queensland, so...close enough.

I'm a foreign good actor (to non-Australians), does that count?

Not to brag or anything, but I was nominated for a couple of acting awards in recent years.

Oh yeah. Back home we used to call those a Spindly Jimothy.

Imagine using an alt account with a fake name on social media instead of using your real name and have nobody believe it's actually you.

Sometimes you can make a good movie that didn't do well at the box office, but sometimes you also have to admit that you made a bad movie, otherwise you end up with 3 bad movies in a row and then you keep making bad movies.

I thought most people have tiles or vinyl/linoleum for their kitchen floor. Still, you do know that you can just remove and replace the damaged floorboard instead of sanding and varnishing the entire floor, right?

Yeah I sure wonder how he's going to "method act" this time. 🙄

Wow, what kind of person would go on the Internet and just pretend to be somebody else online? People these days have no shame anymore.

The guy in this meme looks like he's really into the patriarchy and horses for some reason.

I sure do wonder what movie this meme is from and on what platform I can watching it on. Hmmm.

Would a world famous celebrity like Britney Spears really do that? Just go on the Internet and start shitposting bags of shredded cheese?

I vote for the new name to be Margot Linux.

Wow, my favorite food is conincentally nonspecified sandwiches too! He is so relatable, he's just like regular folks like you or me!

Speaking of sequels, I'm happy to announce that "Barbie 2: The Search for More Money" will continue exactly where the first movie left off,

(It's based on a true story.)

Mr. President, this website called "hecksbear dot net" kept on insisting that I was in this ridiculous movie about plastic dolls with Ryan Gosling which just sounds like a rip-off of Lars and the Real Doll.

As a fellow victim of fake news, can you clarify here once and for all that this "doll movie" that I was supposedly in never existed?

Nothing. Literally nothing. Bad gifts are for annoying close friends, any amount of effort put into a gift for your father would imply that you care what he thinks.

Also, great at tearing up the dance floor with woman shaped dolls.

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(That's right, "Barbie" is actually a spiritual successor to "Ex Machina")

Yay