KuroXppi [they/them]

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Cake day: January 13th, 2025

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  • Ben: And here's someone. He's just come back from the bar with a round, but when he goes to take a sip, he discovers his mouth is molded shut! It's Theo! Hi Theo!

    Theo: Ben can I please pull back the curtain just a tad, would you like me to provide verbal comment in this section to carry the bit forward, as I imagine it would be difficult to do with a mouth that it preternaturally melded closed, or is this a setup for me to make atrocious wet mouth noises

    B: However you'd like to take it mate

    T: Well, I would rather not. I don't hold the listener in quite the same disdain as I have for myself.

    Lucy: Those were certainly some wet mouth noises

    B: Improv!