I swear I have the circadian rhythm of a stardew valley farmer. I just hit a certain time of night and collapse where I stand.

Demoman: OOOUAH HA HA HA killbind

in 230 million years we'll be crabs as well

ADC: "You're gonna die over a ward?"

Support: "Someone is"

If squirrels knew the bird feeder wasn't for them, it would only make them pursue the seeds harder.

Any veteran dnd player knows that controlling the economy is integral to dominating any field. Whether it be the action economy with 20+ summons and companions or the city economy with 5000 chickens.

I think all those harpsichord guys would be (musically) more interested in an electric guitar than a modern piano.

Hey fun fact: if you just warm up a tortilla, it'll be more pliable

Toad is my favorite mario. Ever since I was a child and played mario cart at my friend michaels house and chose toad because "I like to eat mushrooms". Also his annoying voice makes me smile XD

Wow, Farnsworth was nearly killed Leela with his device!

The only thing tempting me into joining the military is that I then would be allowed to go to college and punch every professor who claims god isn't real

voices of the moid? is that anything?

Was American Dad a good show? I've seen funny clips

Rizz face is so fucking funny. I laugh every time I think about it. Probably the greatest contribution to culture the zoomers have made so far.

I wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in

Kidney Stones are technically Peenuts

when eating peas with a spoon, you’re done too soon!

The world is cold, but not all the people in it are.

Joke? Sexbear has been a thing, but only the hot hexbears are invited.