This couchfucker’s inability to say anything that’s not a lie is astounding

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This article was written by someone who apparently can’t switch from the “Fast” to the “Thinking” mode.

Mutahar is a nazi btw

Won’t happen. You can always make a smartphone dumber, but you can’t make a dumb phone smarter. Also good smartphone cameras require decent SOCs

There are either 6 or 7 Bs in boobies. Also Elon Musk is great at sex.

Here’s a quick breakdown: Vigorously shake the baby for 1 to 2 minutes or until the crying stops, step 2: get some sleep

AI could never comprehend this meme

He killed ICE detainees though…

When corporations commit crimes it’s called business

Sure

FUTO, Rossman and his community seem rather right wing, so I don’t think they’d support Lemmy as it is very left leaning. I might be wrong tho

his face was small

It's their favourite pastime!

Amerikkka deserved 9/11

Not using plastic could hurt their profits :(

How are they a lie? They take some getting used to, that's all. I've been using them for years and they genuinely saved my wrist. Now any non-ergonomic mouse feels uncomfortable.

Fight Graphite with Graphene!

Do they do that?

I was in a very similar situation when shopping for my current laptop so here are my thoughts: I set out looking for a lightweight and relatively powerful 13" Linux laptop and ended up with an M4 MacBook Air. Despite what a lot of people wanna say, the MacBook Air is one of the best deals you can get for an ultrabook, especially on these newer generations, as others I've looked at struggle to compete in performance per watt while at the same price point and with lower build quality. Seems to me that with the requirements you've listed, you will have to compromise on a few things if you want the advantages of running Linux.

The FW13, best fit I can think of, is a wonderful machine, you will probably have a good time with it, but it certainly does not have as good of a build quality, battery life nor UX refinement as a MacBook. The difference isn't massive but it is there. These are common compromises when you buy into more ethical tech.