Linkedin truly contains the dumbest material on the internet
This person's dom told them they have to write I WANT YOU TO NUT IN MY BUTT on LinkedIn as a punishment for their disobedience and this is the only way they could come up with to get away with writing that.
Unironically a song about consensual sex is infinitely less offensive than the patriarchal, homophobic, colonialist, child-abusing, thought-policing abomination that is Christianity
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Ngl sounds like it would keep people pumped up. Unlike most if not all Christian music
I WANT YOU TO
NUT IN MY BUTT
NUT IN MY BUTT
NUT IN MY BUTT
NUT
NUT
NUT
NUT
I am married Christian man that goes to the gym regularly. I posted "I want you to NUT IN MY BUTT" on LinkedIn. Plz send me DMs.
The closest thing that has ever happened to this was the time I was at Planet Fitness and I used the 'Suggest a song' feature on the app to get them to play Just One Fix by Ministry
And they did
And all the seniors who were working out without headphones or ear buds went
I haven't really listened to them since the 90's, I should probably revisit that shit
cmon dude, nutting in butts is what gyms are all about
also most of that story was irrelevant to his point
nutting in butts is what gyms are all about
The Village People song they don't want you to hear.
He said his name was Jesus
When I'm done he'll be saying Oh God
You about to be crucified by my holy rod
JESUS IS COMING
Cuz I balls deep in him
The Holey Trinity doing a Devil's Triangle is quite a divine apparition to receive.
true, but i just think it's funny to work out to this volcel anthem
I will not tolerate slander for the only wall to wall banger Underoath album. Let this be a warning.
for those curious i don't have anything against switchfoot either, not a fan but i do like the Two Songs (you know which ones)
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Then I put my headphones on, because I know how powerful nutting in my butt is and I won't allow that in my daydreams
I definitely won't post it publicly on LinkedIn so other people will know I'm thinking about it
christian music is offensive because it's so terrible.
also, how am i gonna get this Men's Intermediate Twerking class pumped up at 8am on a Wednesday?
I don't go to gyms because I work outside and my free time is for entering a proverbial cryotube but is the give away this is fake the "a couple of extra wrong charges" part?
Like isn't it all membership based? How do they have wrong charges unless there's like a staff member walking around with a clip board billing them for whatever the hell?
Yeah but like- who's just accidently charging you at the gym I GOTTA know
Nah, that’s probably the most believable part about this, gyms are notoriously scummy with regards to surcharges and general douchebaggery.
No kidding? Alright it's rolling on logs in the river for me then.
