next up: socialism with new yorker characteristics

The payment processor was about to take my house away, glad that censor pencil was there

yeah but if you get him down to Flesh Wound that’s kinda a win

the only words i read were android come factory

I feel like I used to know but I’m getting kinda sleepy and it’s sorta hard to breathe

[the town inside me]

they had a meeting about it, the meeting lasted an hour and had 8 people, and they collectively earned $1 million in that time

I get sex.

the human equivalent would be if you were hunted down by a fast food mascot

And here I thought rural America’s kink was incest

stranger is correct, aluminum is extremely strong and flexible

finally, big penis humiliation

A head of lettuce (rather than this chopped lettuce version) is fairly self contained

Well, it’s currently in stores, so i do imagine it must be competitively priced

duckduckgo has become pretty worthless for search, ecosia is slightly better i think but without the privacy benefits. i have a local llm running in koboldcpp that i use if i really need to just bounce words off something while it nods along

they took the pussymost flower there is and they named it after the balls on the roots

they will say this while living in a former Mexican territory like Texas

literally the fucking Jungle, upton sinclair is going to ride from the grave and strangle a robber baron

*while shoplifting at Target

somehow while reading this i thought she meant picture frames and wanted to tell her they’re by the wall art