Yeah I was certain it wasn’t a case of preteens getting knocked up with half-white kids, but it still needs to be said.

This may, or may not he related, but stop letting old men from first world nations “tour” the Philippines.

- sincerely, an old man from a first world nation.

Agreed, that game is optimised as fuck. It looks great and runs silky smooth.

The only way they could remaster it is to let Kojima actually finish the story.

It is crazy for me to consider just how much suffering a human can endure. At the risk of being melancholic, I would have killed myself long before this. Despite the fact this guy is emancipated emaciated, he has a type of strength I never would.

Of course the profile picture is of Damo

Oh yeah, that’ll keep grandma alive 'till July.

I’d argue The Last of Us shouldn’t be a show or a movie.

It is character focused, and even though the show is good, it’s fundamentally an adaption of a story which has already been told.

Fallout (as a series) is less character focused, and more focused on the world - which is very fleshed out, making it a great platform to build upon.

You could argue the games already contain meta-narratives in book-form; often the story of the locations you visit is unveiled through progressive terminal entries or notes.

I see no issue with telling another story within the world Bethesda/Obsidian have established, which retain the core feel of Fallout, minus he player choice.

One might say “but the player choice is what makes it Fallout”.

Fair, but isn’t hearing the stories of another persons experiences with the game just as interesting as your own?

That’s what they’re saying.

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Nawww, he’s so cute, maybe we can pollute the planet, just a little?

Since Leonardo Decaprio

Without the icon, how will I know if a character is male or female?! I demand they add a feature so i can see what’s in their pants!

I’m not Polish, knob.

Aladdin scares Indians.

In 1993 the Indian government declared war on the fictional city of Agrabah. The ensuing war lead to the death of ~363,000 Indians, most of which had broken necks from running head first into the Japanese provisioned Sony KV-32XBR36, a 32" CRT TV, in an attempt to phase through the glass and into the city.

31st of April is designated as a national holiday, Indians normally honour their ancestors and brave heroes who tried to stop Robin Williams from being blue, and to encourage Iago to tell The Aristocrats without censorship.

“Protecting Israel’s reputation just got cheaper”

Is this a penny-pinching joke?

Ease up on Hannibal guys, he’s got an IQ higher than everyone but Joker combined.

Keeping him to be involved, while keeping him restrained is a one way ticket to getting your face eaten.

I feel like the X axis isn’t necessarily the IQ, age suits just fine.

“Won’t somebody think of the children?!” “Wait, no! Not like that!”