Starting to sound a lot like an SCP

It’s morging time

He died doing what he loved, I suppose

Department of defense?

Well there’s your problem, your insides are outside and your outsides are inside!

The fucking what guy?

Guilty as charged

When I did mine I made the mistake of trusting a fart… Don’t trust your farts while taking this

It’ll work for the rest of your life!

It’s coming apparently https://github.com/stoatchat/stoatchat/issues/313

I must be doing something wrong then lol

Imagine if the reason the US finally gets a good rail system is to deport people

Hmm but maybe some people especially like bisexuals so it balances out

All the more reason for AI to replace us! /s

Right next to the seahorse emoji

Nice, thanks!

Just in time to take an 8 hour shit

The left one or the right one?

Same lmao, it’s even worse when you’re the only one feeling like this

Could you share your routine? I’ve been looking to get into it