You want people to just be able to look at peeled bananas whenever they feel like it?

“Check the fit, Gandalf—dare you step to this!?”

But what will become of Sailor Pluto?!

On the other hand generations of people found contentment by contemplating the ephemeral nature of existence, and knowing that no matter how small their individual contributions seem in the moment, they were an integral part of a universe that had evolved the ability to look at itself with awe and wonder.

(But I am a little sad I never became an astronaut, though.)

Tide goes in. Tide goes out. Kamiya says wild shit on social media. 🤷

Willard 2

Catch-22: attention is how you get pregnant in the first place.

🎵The pleasure, the privilege is mine🎵

Twice as nice, in fact!

is 9 pounds

was 9 pounds.

Gandalf = Trve Cvlt

Aye, it seems it will never leave us. Especially at 2 in the morning when you can’t sleep 🥺

This time he has “proof” that thousands of Martians illegally voted in 2020.

I was just thinking the same thing. Have we lost our curiosity?

Oof, that sounds rough.

This strategy does work, but only if you’ve been spending $100,000 a year on lattes.

Many Men What Me Dead In Debt

🤔 💯