My eleven year old laptop is running Kubuntu. I think it might be a Camry (absent the insanely dominant popularity).

Ted, you stupid motherfucker, how about we start executing them instead of protecting them?

What if I am still living but just don’t login to my fbook? My friends might mistake me for social? It seems likely to misrepresent me too.

I saw this many years ago, and I cannot remember where. Happy to see it again and depressed about how relevant it is.

It is a felony in Texas to practice medicine without a license. Probably most other jurisdictions. Who is serving the jail time?

Mean ol Bad Bunny’s show gave him a boner and reminded him of what he isn’t getting at home. Better investigate so he can watch the show over and over again to be sure.

It’s a big club and you ain’t in it!

We could accelerate their inevitable demise? McConnell already has one foot and four toes in the grave, just needs a nudge and he’ll be replaced. Other assholes might need more of a shove.

How would Trump react if Obama released a video depecting him as an anal wart and Melania as the pool boy’s pole dancer? I would pay money to find out.

And yet they will probably try to lower both more.

I got perma-banned for anti-nazi comments, so I quit giving them free content.

I intend to be retired for Y2038. I have been warning my younger coworkers that 1. they’re going to have to fix it, 2. It’s going to be worse than Y2K, and 3. Managers and up are not going to take it seriously because Y2K was mostly a nothing burger (because of a lot of hard work and investment that people forget about).

I’m not trying to start a debate on classification, I am just pointing out that the powers that be will have less inclination to protect one of their own based solely on things like skin tone. The only person prosecuted for all of the financial wrongdoing associated with the 2008 collapse was a black guy.

Well the chances of prosecution have increased since it is now a minority on white guy crime.

Every time I reboot my Win 11 PC, Microsoft tries to get me to switch to Linux. (I don’t want their online backup and the forced advertisement for it on startup pisses me off.)

“It’s only $26,000 that’s like the price of a single bottle of wine. Why are the peasants complaining?”

I edited my registry to disable it.

Halsin has entered the chat?

Next he will order the IRS to settle for the full amount. Literally looting the taxpayers.

As humanity entered the found-out-ocene, the peasants began making up new religions to disguise their culpability for burning 2 billion years of carbon deposits in 150 years rather than accepting Nature’s wrath.