Ask yourself, What Would Black Hat do?

It’ll probably be a jet ski or inflatable boat packed with unfathomable amounts of stored chemical energy, but you’re not wrong.

Uh, the guy in your link wasn’t fucking around though, he got lynched by an angry mob but did nothing wrong.

I like to believe he hates himself more than we do.

This is why I never walk to the SevenSpelleven, there’s always someone hanging out trying to bum a ponder.

I wish that homunculus of a fleshbag had the empathetic capacity to feel any kind of philia. It might make him about literally anything but himself.

That 1% Nacho kid is going to have a new goal.

Awesome Dragons Have Disorders

Our dear leader lives on in all our hearts.

Clone Tuvix twice. Split one, then Tuvix the other two with Tuvoc and Neelix, creating a Tuvox and a Neelic.

Voyager fixed forever.

They’re called Labrador retrievers.

I love that Data is higher on the list than Tom.

I’m talking about the beginning. Facebook was founded as a college only MySpace and exploded after that. It wasn’t until about 2007 that they went crazy with the news and algorithm manipulation stuff, one might even say they hadn’t discovered and perfected it yet. That’s what I’m referring to.

that’s a lot of autistic reindeer to herd.

They can’t do shit about it, so they’re reframing it as a feature.

Mm, had they considered “Meat Pylon”?

“We did it by accident, but by the time we realized what was happening, it was making us billions of dollars and so we just kept doing it”.

It’s got the highest boring/drama ratio outside of freestyle walking