Interesting! Like, “I have suddenly awoken”

My parents separated right before my 3rd birthday, and I still remember the argument (not the words, but the emotions and some actions). My mom threw a shoe and I remember thinking it was funny, because it landed on the window sill. I remember my dad leaving out the side door, and I guess it stuck with me cause he didn’t come back (not out of my life, just never came “home”). And then I remember my 3rd birthday party, who was there, and even a remote control car that my friend’s parents got me

But because of that, I can make a timeline a little easier, of whether my parents were together or not. And also which house, because they separated after moving to “my” second house

My first house we moved out of when I was maybe 2-ish. And I can still draw the layout, and what room was what. I can remember a Mr Yuk magnet on the fridge

My mom making fishsticks in the oven and they caught fire

A net of stuffed animals above my crib

Jumping in my crib and laughing with my sister, and then pretending to be asleep when the babysitter opened the door.

Shit, I still remember staring at that damn mobile above my crib a little, cause it was so soothing to me. I actually really liked that crib, it felt so safe lol

And then at our second house, I got a “big boy” bed and had my own room. Old memories are so strange in the way they’re recalled, almost like a fever dream or something

Not with that attitude, it won’t

Edit: I found the nerdy stuff I was curious about

Edit edit: and the real good stuff

And your father smelt of elderberries! Harumphh

Seems you can’t have a series that ends in anything but 1, if it starts from 1?

2
12
1112
3112
132112
1113122112
311311222112
13211321322112
1113122113121113222112

I wonder if this type of series would eventually become repeating… or is it irrational?

Still curious what the mathematical proof would look like. Not that I’d be able to understand it regardless, but curious nonetheless

312211

13112221
1113213211
31131211131221

Wonder if/when a 4 would ever show up… and what the formula for that would look like

Came to ask the same. I mean, obviously corrupt bullshit… but the “flatscreen” part is kinda outta touch

Sweet, I’m a starship captain! Stressful maybe, but still really cool

I mentioned to my dad how much windows 11 sucks to use and he agreed that he can’t stand it

So naturally, I told him about Linux, which he literally had never heard of before. I told him I’ll show him how to restore one of his old laptops with it, and he can go from there. Knowing him, I can’t wait to see “how cool” he thinks it is that he can just “fix” his own computer

And I’ve already converted my wife, instead of buying a new MacBook cause hers is showing it’s age. She keeps her Mac for backup, but the main computer is Linux Mint. She’s even started to understand the terminal a little, even though she doesn’t really have to

Slowly converting family and friends, simply because computers are expensive and windows sucks so hard now

I disagree with you, and I’ll feed the troll one good time. I’ve always liked tossing treats to the animals, ya just can’t feed them too much; or they can get comfortable and become a menace

If you are only trolling, you’re not just getting a reaction, you’re actively being malicious

If you can’t figure out why what you said is malicious — well than yeah, you sound like a nazi and/or sympathizer

I don’t really care which, be better. Or don’t, and live as small as you feel. I disagree because you’re wording sounds insincere. You disagree because you are sincere, or dangerously ugly… maybe both

Maybe you truly don’t understand, but ya don’t sound like you care to understand and I ain’t your momma to tell you how to politely disagree with opinions. Be better or sit down, cause the adults are speaking

We were supposed to go to a Mardi Gras parade with family, but thankfully they cancelled. So now we’re awake early, have valentines day off together with no plans… and we’re gonna go fishing for a bit. Packing a cooler now and about to head out, then we’ll see where the day takes us! Just excited to have the day with my best friend (aka wife)

So where’s this kid’s GoFundMe? For like legal defense against suspension or whatever. Doesn’t matter, but I’d throw $5 to buy them a drink

• “Then you’re gonna get in trouble for that”

• “Ok”

Empathy is one of the earliest symptoms of the woke-mind virus. Let it get outta hand, and soon you’ll have mother fuckers critically thinking and shit. Unacceptable. Now where’s my Brawndo‽ Like a flower, I need them electrolytes

Thank you lol, started my day with a laugh

My wife and I are both allergic. Long story short: we suffered, bought an oversized (HEPA) air-purifier (plus some small ones), suffered some more, then became much more tolerant of the allergens… only took a few years to not have asthma upon waking up

So, it can be done — but your mileage and allergies may vary. Downside is, a lot of my family is very allergic too, so staying at my house is almost non-optional. Upside is, loving best friends and… staying at my house is almost non-optional if allergic

We keep a pet-free guest bedroom for reprieve, but ya gotta want it. Antihistamines available upon request

I’m still struggling. Was OP’s joke an unfinished “type of joke”?

Like saying, ‘I enjoy “you’re momma so fat” jokes’?

Edit: ohhhhhh… as soon as I commented, I read the joke again and got it.

For anyone else struggling, the only kid that doesn’t have a name, literally has no name to write out

The “learn to pronounce” part three me off — made me think I didn’t understand the joke

The furthest an American can get is those who go to help defend Canada

Inspiring!