Hey, my name is Dan.
I love watermelons, but unicorns hate me.
A giant bird is after me, and my goal is to have a disco bathroom.
Welcome to my life.
Things happen, watermelons are squished, puffles are thrown, puppies are killed..
It's tough being on the road.
Eh, it's my life.
Hey there lil puffles~ This is a new story I've decided to create for the new year~ Request all you want ^^
(Disclaimer: I do not own any of the pictures or the characters in this story.)