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Steve's Things
02:05
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Electric cylinder mower, unique cutting system with rear roller stripes.
Flymo special-master with detachable cable tidy.
Oscillating sprinkler, spray nozzle, unique rotating head.
Weather-proofed, hardwood handles, multi-purpose adjustable garden rake!
STEVE'S THINGS
Hand-held pressure spray, Tudor lawn edging.
Dialene Ascot planter, Philips 24-hr plug in timer.
Immersion heater control switch, Everready battery charger.
No battries required.
Black and Decker work mate deluxe for precision DIY jobs.
STEVE'S THINGS
Steve goes to the shops and buys stuff all the time.
Plastic crap, things wrapped in cardboard, it makes him feel absolutely fine.
He's got nowhere to put it - he shoves it anywhere he can find.
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Seatown®
02:47
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Pack up the brats, put everything in the car,
Say 'goodbye' to London town, we're not going very far.
Where the wind blows wild and free, and the birds and the bees,
Make their nests in the trees, and life is such a breeze!
We're going down to Seatown, pick up the tab 'coz we're coming down,
All of our friends will follow us down to Seatown.
They've got everything we need, it's like living in a dream,
Photograph me on the beach, throwing pebbles in the sea.
There's not much traffic there, there's no smog in the air,
We can pay the same prices, 'coz we'll take them with us there!
We're going down to Seatown, pick up the tab 'coz we're coming down,
All of our friends will follow us down to Seatown.
Seatown,
Seatown,
Seatown,
You can promenade in Seatown,
You can stay in Seatown.
Ride the Seagull,
Lick the ice cream cone in Seatown...
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Alan’s clothes don’t fit him anymore, his favourite shirt is always creased.
He doesn’t look like a movie star, his teeth are jagged like car keys!
And when he goes, he really goes to town.
And when he blows, he really blows,
He'll blow your little house down!
Don't wanna' be Alan no more, don't wanna' be him.
Don't wanna' be Alan no more, don't wanna' be him.
Alan’s wife doesn't talk to him anymore, his car has average MPG.
Hair like the icebergs - its disappearing, he can’t climb the apple tree!
And when he goes, he really goes to town.
And when he blows, he really blows,
He'll blow your little house down!
Don't wanna' be Alan no more, don't wanna' be him.
Don't wanna' be Alan no more, don't wanna' be him.
Alan lives on the outskirts of town,
Alan falls asleep to Match of the Day in his dressing gown.
Alan gets four coughs and colds a year,
He self-medicates with a four pack of strong continental beer.
Alan is never charitable -Alan is never giving.
Alan builds pre-fabricated houses for a living.
Alan goes out walking, communicates with his wife without talking.
Alan is always on his mobile phone, please leave a message after the tone.
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21st Century Englishman
02:45
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The Little Islanders
03:08
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PAC-A-MAC
01:31
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Everything + Nothing
02:57
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Phenomenal Cat Kent, UK
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