To celebrate Halloween, the Guardian teamed up with CollegeHumor to show you the frightening and completely real truth behind the climate change conspiracy

It seems like Americans today don’t care about producing good trash anymore. This fictional new organization warns that if we don’t stop recycling, we could lose our precious dumps – slowing global warming to the point where we may one day hear our children ask, ‘Mommy, where has all the methane gone?’