Me: Fuck you, fate.
*Suddenly... Through time and space... Abed Nadir is unleashed!*
Abed: I don't think you should. Chaos already dominates enough of our lives. The universe is an endless, raging sea of randomness. Our job isn't to fight it, but to weather it together on the raft of life, held together by those few, rare, beautiful things that we know to be predictable.
*Abed gets shot.*
Me: There’s one every quiz.