I cannot fathom how beautiful this is. This video game is exactly what I needed in my life and I fully believe that this could cure all of the world's problems. Homelessness? No problem. World hunger? Consider this game a full Hungry Man TV dinner.
Author Comments
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PLAY IN CHROME FOR THE BEST EXPERIENCE!!!
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Return to Castle Penistein
Pico is pissed! FUCK THESE GUYS.
Originally created for Pico Day 2022!
SUPER UNFINISHED JUST GIVE US A FEW HOURS UNDER CONSTRUCTION UNDER CONSTRUCTION THERE IS ONLY ONE LEVEL PLAYABLE NOW BUT THERE WILL BE MORE SOON I PROMISE
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Patch Stuff:
- pico school
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Controls:
Game uses pretty standard FPS controls : D
Left Click:Use weapon/Select
Right Click:Kick
WASD: Move
R - Restart game
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Credits:
SlickRamen (Programming, Design): Twitter | Newgrounds | Itch.io
Spazgunk (Game Art): Twitter | Newgrounds
TeraVex (Music): Twitter | Newgrounds
Conundrym (Sound Design): Twitter | Newgrounds
Tracks:
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Special Thanks:
@dungeonation for the swag Newgrounds API (so good)
YellowAfterlife for the MouseLock extension
and you for playing! :)
rooster
fucking TEN OUTTA TEN, BRO, PICO AND DOOM GO freaking well together.
The funny thing is that by the time you find the armor, you've likely already killed all the enemies.
Pico and Doom go hand-in-hand, they're both icons of the 90s!
I hope the final boss is penis-stein himself
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Frontpaged June 14, 2022
