For millennia I have waited, biding my time atop Mt Beerenberg.

Soon, I shall arise to bring upon Terra her liberation, and deliver unto man the great gift of a drink to rival all others!

melted ice

see above (real cold and lonely up here)

CCRP:
II - P.R. Amurrhine
IV - K./F.R. Rukaria
V - KOVAS Corp.
VI - K. Veralia
VII - D.K. Achala
VIII - G.S.D.A.K.R.N.T.L. Contradictorystan
IX - H.A. Rukaria