Tariff the libs to spiderface

TRUMP, 79, HAS BEEN PRONOUNCED ~alive and well~

Ah, a fellow taxidermist! Pleased to meet you

Reglas para ti

No para mí

Maybe it won’t stop elections. But it will influence voter turnout in a way that’s unfavorable to blue states.

He zapped the driver with a taser after breaking through the car window

You have a source for this? I’m interested to know if this individual is just really unlucky or if his reckless abandon truly knocks things into twelfth gear.

It worked for Scuzzlebutt, it can work for ICE

I sincerely doubt anything he has done since his appointment was his idea, except for maybe summoning his generals for his “FAFO” address.

No one in their right mind can think anything the US armed forces has done under this administration is anywhere near okay.

Everything this guy has ever done is transactional in nature, and he’s openly admitted the agenda for Venezuela. It’s wild how many Venezuelans haven’t come to this realization yet.

A lot of Americans hate DJT but if a foreign power abducted him and his wife, superseded the line of succession to assume control, and expressed interest to harvest natural resources, I don’t think it’d go over so well.

I hear she once ordered Dijon mustard

FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR FREEDOM

I’ve been collecting Elecom trackballs the past few years, they’re nearly perfect for my needs

Here lies dreadbeef 
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I would choose Trump less than 1200% of the time

I would gladly dissolve the gaming division of Netflix for another couple seasons of Mindhunter. I miss the days when quality content was king, not portfolio diversity.

Your original comment made it seem as though you were not slicing their pea-brains in half, just boiling them alive (this was cleared up in your follow-up).

Having said that, there may be worse ways to go. In the first season of Shogun they put a guy in a large cauldron of water and slowly brought it up to a boil.

But then I remember that MrBallen story where the guy was pushed into an NYC storm drain and was steamed alive for several minutes in agony. From what I remember, steam isn’t like fire where your nerves are essentially cauterized do you can’t feel anything. You have to suffer through every minute of it.

Let’s just agree to all show each other the courtesy of a knife to the brain.

Beauty McBigBoat

I’ll take your bet but I want terrible odds

But… what about the autopen

Survivorship bias. If the only wipes remaining in the sewers are the ones that don’t disintegrate, we couldn’t really say whether or not the dissolving wipes are causing problems ¯_(ツ)_/¯