No that’s the joke. To Americans…Denmark, Norway, and Sweden may as well be one country.

I always get Sweden and Switzerland confused but that’s mainly because of the alliteration. I gotta think twice about where my cheese comes from.

Probably the real reason (aside from the both-sides narrative) is that HRC is along the few rich (and, importantly) powerful white women most Americans would recognize.

You could show me a picture of Alice Walton and I wouldn’t recognize them. Hell I may have a bit of prosopagnosia, because you could put Noem up there as a surrogate for nearly every woman to work for the Trump administration and I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

Melinda Gates I may recognize…but she (was) the “heart” in B&MGF…the more humanitarian of the two… that wouldn’t be fair at all.

I did notice Steve Jobs. The Walton’s, the Murdoch’s, Theil, and Bezos were all billionaires the same time as Jobs, and I’d eagerly bet they’re significantly more evil than him or HRC or Obama, by any objective measure (i.e. not just muh feels)

Not saying any of them are without flaws but…well, there are several (and more evil ones) that are notably missing.

I think Bezos, Theil, Murdoch, Ellison, and the Walton’s deserves a spot in that pic much more than Obama and HRC (and hell even Gates for that matter. I wouldn’t even say Jobs is that bad by modern standards), but that wouldn’t fit your both sides narrative, would it?

So my kid is learning guitar, and I keep thinking of ideas for mildly inappropriate songs for him to learn, because he’s only nine.

I’m gonna add “Stacy’s Mom” to that list, for you.

I know it might be wrong, but I’m gonna teach him that song.

He’s not like Heath Ledger’s Joker. Not even Jack Nicholson’s Joker.

He’s more like…Jim Carey’s Riddler.

Because that is MAD. Literally. Economic mutually-assured destruction.

Who had “WW3 being started over a bounced check”?

It’s his normal, drug-fueled dementia. That’s the baseline now.

This is why you don’t give your grandpa cocaine and amphetamines, kids. And if you do, don’t give him the keys to the country ffs. Just host a party for all his friends and make sure the flamingos are on the lawn and the pineapple is upside-down. That’ll keep him busy.

Tbf, the most that most Americans know of Norway is Ikea, Swedish Fish, and the Swedish Chef from muppets.

Forget Norway.

Now, Kenya on the other hand…Kenya Kenya Kenya…

Yeah, and American oil companies are the poster children of environmentalism. And if Al Gore and Ralph Nader tag-teamed Greta Thurnberg, had a baby, put it up for adoption, and had it raised by Captain Planet himself, you wouldn’t have someone who cares more about the environment than Donald J Trump.

/s, of course.

He’d bitter shoot his fookin mooth if he knows wats gude for em.

You want mounties? Because this is how you get mounties.

Badoom chicka wow wow.

Lol nobody Rs TFM anymore. I’m in the middle of having ChatGPT teach me terraform lol.

But del taco has fre shevacado…sooooo

Sucks man. You could either come legally and go through all the hoops, spend thousands of dollars over several years, etc…and then get this.

Or you could not, and be safe® from the ICE goons, but have to work under the table…meaning, no legal protections from employers (or police, landlords, etc for that matter) who can (and will) extort you.

Why the fuck would anybody choose to live here?

Can’t be a war crime if you do it to your own citizens. That’s what their tax dollars are for.

He started unholstering his gun before she even moved.

You bet your ass if I see one of these masked goons standing in front of me, looking me in the eye while they unholster their gun…I’m leaning over like I’m giving my passenger a blowjob and flooring it, and hoping I stay on the road till I feel a couple bumps.

News media has been doing this for decades. Using just enough truth to win a libel suit if it ever came down to it.

Fox News is the gold standard here tho.

Me, every time I see Fabuloso.

Back in my day, he would’ve gotten the switch. Just not the one he wanted.