PieFed.WorldDo you think "coconut water" is corporate propaganda and it should be called "coconut juice"?
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Why the hell do we call it “coconut water” like it’s some holy, saint-blessed hydration straight from God’s urethra? It’s juice. It comes out of a fucking fruit. If it squirted out of an orange we wouldn’t sit there pretending it’s “orange water.” But no, slap “water” on the label. It’s not magical glacier piss. It’s coconut juice. Stop jerking off the branding like it’s some enlightened nectar for smug wellness cultists.
since we live in a corporate world people will most likely chase profit and try to extract oil, thus finally coming to squeezing thus my point still stands
Oil is also juice now? What else do you think is juice?
I squeeze blood to different parts of my body, that must be juice too!
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