melkat.lol

following a streamer from their twitch chat back to their discord. god i'm such a loser.

it’s the end of the year, time to start counting down the top 10 most worrying things i’ve said this year

i break for drm-free ebooks

i'm barely holding my shit together. time to buy some shit super glue. for the shit.

everyone always asking what the fuck melanie, never how is melanie

who up valuing their employees?

you look like you have the cognitive ability of someone who talks to chat bots

if you didn't start out the year with a therapist, you probably have one now. otherwise you'd be raw dogging at life.

too big to not suck shit, but never too big to fail

time was your doctor's office didn't need to update their fucking app every god damn week to tweak their psychological manipulating AB tests

i'm afraid my website might show up on wikifooter

i can’t wait to be an annoying mary shelley defender about mr. robot. “um actually, elliot is the hacker, mr. robot is his father.”

never trust a website with a cookie banner

the ladies and i are going to start our own zine where we discuss which HTML elements are sure to drive your partner wild

literotica was my sex ed teacher