exquisitdreams:

imonlyhereforthegiggles:

kyleehenke:

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

😂😭😭😭

In crying 😭

comradeharpy:

tentadog:

pietriarchy:

qwopflop:

grimconversations:

grimconversations:

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

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God I want him to do this to my clit

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FOR FUCK’S SAKE

weeniebagel:

pochowek:

powerfrog:

pochowek:

powerfrog:

pochowek:

powerfrog:

french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh

im from quebec osti de tabarnak

Chuj ci w brzuch.

Spusczamy mu wpierdol chłopcy

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Aaa……… jak suce ten tego to…. hehe..

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My poruchamy chętnie….

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now just WHAT in TARNATION are yall yammerin on about?

thegreenpea:
“ outofpocket-prince:
“ silent-calling:
“ You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.
”
My dad kept the computer locked and...

thegreenpea:

outofpocket-prince:

silent-calling:

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

unregistered-hypercam2:

thinkpiecebot:

We’re Approaching Bubonic Plague All Wrong & How To Use Soap To Fix It

yo this bot just wrote a headline from 1342

sapphicghostbusters:

meowmagica:

hiding a man hating plant lesbian in your bushes is 100% undeniable proof of being harley quinn

HE JUST REACHES IN AND PULLS OUT A GROWN-ASS WOMAN LMAO

astronaute:

astronaute:

i went to an art gallery for the first time yesterday and there was a long ass monkey on the floor and now i feel cursed

imagine walking into an art gallery for the first time in your life and seeing this

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moodyspacebabe:
“bronzeesugarbabe:
“virgoassbitch:
“I’ve been waiting to see this meme again
” ”
CAN WE NOT
”

moodyspacebabe:

bronzeesugarbabe:

virgoassbitch:

I’ve been waiting to see this meme again

😂😂

CAN WE NOT