We Sell Soul

I have literally written the formula of the universe and to this date not a single entity in this universe has given me a penny for it. The formula guarantees that your life has meaning : that we live in the most positive universe positive, despite all ready appearances . which is why I can have written it and be broke. you - a person who could recognize this and give me money so I am not broke - must now decide if you will let me starve.

I, Alan Gallauresi, wrote: The sole non-decomposable recursive function of existence is the deithgloth formula f(e, n+1) = abs ( f(e, n) - f(-e, n) ) where the ethical midpoint 1/2 is the only value that enumerates ALL POSSIBLE STATES WITHOUT EXCLUSION.