The optics will be better.

Let’s get his address & give him a collective going away gift.

How long until she becomes an accident from a high rise building? This is the point where she will attempt flight. Honestly, beginning this new hobby on the ground does have some benefits.

Yo, you all good. Damn that is dark. But it would not be funny if’n it weren’t actually some legit black humour. Make more of these please or I will need to come out of retirement. Kinda doing Jedi stuff to teach the ways of Shitlording to my two pre teen neighbors/nephews (BTW, parents appreciate & approve of my irreverent & intentionally offensive, yet spot on digs and comments). My wife is kinda low grade angry that all my armchair observations have been spot on since 9/11 and all the mouthing off I’ve been doing since ‘03 when we went & got those WMD’s. Remember those? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

So umm are we gonna “Cash her outside?”

Did you know that “Blondi” aka “Blondie” in English was the name of the fuhrer’s German Shepherd? Fucking unreal ain’t it? I’m kind of thinking of a certain old Rod Stewart song.https://youtu.be/Z0Nk6MWL8FE

Bitch move.

I think the long game is what we’re gonna have to turn a collective blind eye to. Down the road, many months will pass & the chromosome damaged fucks will think the coast is clear. Welp, one day while starting the car to go to work or perhaps the market for a loaf of bread. That may the last time the family sees dad.

My wife and I were once in a park and watched an 8 or 9 year old kid push his baby siblings stroller down an embankment into a stream because he thought it would be funny. Fortunately the younger sibling was walking slower holding on to mamas hand. Mom was seething but very collected. Her laptop was in the stroller and most likely ruined. The little shit began crying for real because although mom was upset, she calmly explained that dad was going to be doling out some type of punishment this evening.

Not deterred in the slightest.

I’ll put on a ski mask and take down every single one I encounter. Ring owners everywhere hate this one simple trick.

Fuck that noise. I’m visiting D.C. from the PNW, I am most definitely meeting with my elected representatives and demanding a moment of FaceTime. I will be traveling a very long way and by golly, you bet yer sweet bippy I will have a thing or two to carry on about. This is democracy in action. That is my plan, I’ve made arrangements. Will get back to you all as soon as this happens. I travel there in 60 days.

You. Lucky you!

Please put me on the haters list. (For advertising & marketing)

Not original, just a term I haven’t heard in quite a spell.

He may not be the dumbest fucking idiot on the planet. However he ought to pray very hard that person doesn’t die.

In technical sports terms this is known as a “Sticky Wicket”. We are all waiting and watching. If we need to breakdown this term for anyone, well then, we needn’t. If it doesn’t make any sense, please do take us up on this offer to please allow yourself in front of a vehicle that is traveling at a high rate of speed. I apologize. This whole thing is kinda outta control and I am only capable of having the final word on my feelings towards the backwards injustice that has been put on display front and center for the world to see. That said. F—k these evil species of human critters at any capacity and may their final breaths we inhale.

“You’re in Hazzard County where the lawmen are crooks, the good guys are outlaws and ever’body’s in-laws!”. -The Narrator from Dukes of Hazzard. AKA Waylon Jennings, one of thee OG’s of Outlaw Countr.

Feeling like I drove up, didn’t even need to roll down the window and ask, I got myself a glimpse of the details & circled on out.

🙌 Oh yeah, How absent minded of myself to not include firstly as well . I am sure there are a plethora of nations that may wanna chime in here. Oh hell, what am I saying ? Give it to a well deserved non profit w/some type of crypto tag that generates a little coin for said organization every hit. A lot of inquiring minds want to know.