massive D&D player character energy

Washington: wakes up in 2026
mad scientists: Mr. President, what do think of this modern era!?
Washington: where are my wife and children!?

when I lived in Pennsylvania I constantly saw lottery billboards and ads claiming the PA lottery “benefits older Pennsylvanians every day”

why the fuck this backwards ass state underfunding elder care to the point where the lottery has to subsidize it 🤦‍♀️ not the flex they think it is

why the hell is a state run lottery advertising in the first place!? advertising any kind of gambling is predatory. people know the lottery exists. the state, of all organizations, shouldn’t be tempting people

Omg! CCleaner nostalgia!

I also had some sort Windows background process suppression software that would squeeze 2–3 more fps out for me. At the cost of occasionally bluescreening me lol

Kids these days don’t know how easy they’ve got it with native Linux game support and Steam Proton!

That’s true. If I put milk in my coffee it’s WAY more laxative than black lmao

these are perfectly drenched in sorrow. i saved every one that I’ve not heard before 🤌

this is why it sometimes takes me days to watch a movie lol

I’m a millennial and I can only afford caffeine pills.

Depressing. Do not recommend.

and maximum laxative effect

there’s a joke about drivers in here somewhere

“i paid for the whole RAM imma use the whole RAM”

–me in 2010 using console commands to turn off all the particle effects in Portal so that I could boost my fps to ~20 w/ minimum settings (the laptop did not have a graphics card lmao)

centrist: bbq (duh)
center right: Waffle House
libcenter: banana
center left: beans
authcenter: [REDACTED]

at least a little bit of water or broth unless you want it to burn

I use this particular point in history to determine whether the leftist I’m speaking to is a normal human or a terminally online tankie lol

(yes yes several instances can hand me the bans now get it over with)

truly the cringe resides in all quadrants

For the doorway cover I’d go with a tarp and use some stick-on Velcro strips so it can be hung up and taken down easily

The oven will probably have to be set to its maximum temperature, and a small fan to help circulate the hot air will probably help

You should only use the oven as the heat source if it’s electric, though. Letting that much burned gas into a small space is really bad for you and possibly some kinda fire hazard. There are portable electric sauna heaters as an alternative

Keep in mind that if you have pantry items (rice, crackers, etc.) in the same room as all that heat and humidity, they’ll spoil faster

Otherwise, sounds like a fun project!

sugar is a preservative in that a high enough concentration draws enough water out of microbial cells to kill them or prevent their growth

that’s why honey doesn’t spoil

whatever you’re trying to preserve with sugar, you’ll have to use a very high concentration, to the point it’ll become a syrup- or jam-like consistency. so if that’s not a dealbreaker it’s worth a try

I’m at work trying not to crack up pfffhhhfhhff
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