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Society is starting to appropriately accommodate neurodivergence, yet stupid/idiot/crazy/lazy etc. stay in the vocabulary.

We have decided some brain quirks are disorders (and get accommodations, as is compassionate), whilst others are flaws (and get slurs). But no one picks their hardware. You cannot earn a better prefrontal cortex or deserve a calmer amygdala. Nor does one get to pick the environment they are born in, which will inform their ...

JasonDJ ,

"Retard" has been making a comeback, too, I think.

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Always has been.

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It says "Trump" underneath.

JasonDJ ,

Pfft. I've been embarrassed for our country since before it was cool.

JasonDJ ,

Me, explaining the 2020s to my future grandkids

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JasonDJ ,

Why would we need books? Glorious Leader gives us all the knowledge we need via truthsocial.

JasonDJ ,

I do this but with hens

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Fun fact: Hercules Mulligan, the tailor-spy of the American Revolution, had a slave who would help him to collect and disseminate Intel.

That slaves name? Cato.

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  • JasonDJ ,

    Do you want 9/11-2?

    Because this is how you get 9/11-2.

    We're up to 787 civilian casualties in Iran so far. We're almost to a third of the number Bin Laden did to us. In case anyone wants to feel like we are better than them.

    JasonDJ ,

    Epitome of "shoot first, as questions later".

    JasonDJ ,

    $8 (I'm assuming Dollarydoos). At least according to the article (it's hidden in the caption of a photo). And it cites Reddit...

    JasonDJ ,

    That dog has an uncanny resemblance to JD Vance. Maybe it's the beard?

    JasonDJ ,

    No I meant Usha.

    JasonDJ ,

    Plastics...make it possible.

    JasonDJ ,

    I wish.

    My wife has so far had 3 aunts and 1 cousin, all on her mother's side, with different forms of breast cancer.

    But yet, her PCP doesn't want her having a mammogram until 40.

    Her cousin was 36.

    She's 38 now, and a survivor. But still.

    JasonDJ ,

    Gah I was gonna say that.

    But aren't Kaiju just allegories for western destruction a la Fat Boy and Little Man?

    JasonDJ ,

    "We hold these truths to be self evident - that all men are created equal. But when I meet Thomas Jefferson, I'ma compel him to include women in the sequel, work!".

    Man that lyric slapped hard and I'm just now realizing that if it were the N-word, it'd slap hard but be horribly historically inaccurate, as Angelica Schuyler kept many slaves. As did Thomas Jefferson.

    JasonDJ ,

    Now, Hercules Mulligan, on the other hand....also had slaves. Despite being a founding member of the New York Manumission Society, he also had a slave named Cato who would help him to gather intelligence.

    JasonDJ ,

    Cuba. GOP is already printing people for it.

    And I've got to wonder what the actual fuck Congress is doing. At this point if they aren't actively fixing it, they are complicit. Politics be damned. They're all just looking out for themselves.

    JasonDJ ,

    If you call that jail.

    Most Americans would find her quality of life to be better than their own.

    JasonDJ ,

    Years ago I would try to hide my pot smoking from my parents.

    Now I am hiding my pot smoking from my kids.

    Someday my kids will be hiding their pot smoking from me.

    And my dad ended up getting into hydroponic gardening shortly after I moved out.

    The circle of life, man.

    JasonDJ ,

    "This salad tastes like pussy" vibes.

    JasonDJ ,

    If we have enough deductions to justify itemizing instead of taking the standard deduction.

    I haven't had a need to itemize in several years.

    That's not nearly as much of a perk as people make it out to be. It's good for a couple of years when you're mostly paying interest, but it's really not much.

    Remember, a deduction is just removing the expense from your taxable income. It's not like we get that back from taxes...that'd be a credit.

    So if I pay $5000 in interest over the course of the year, im not getting $5k back on my taxes. We just pretend my gross income is $5k less. And most the time, the standard deduction ends up being more anyway.

    Most W2 workers take standard deduction. You aren't missing anything.

    JasonDJ ,

    I think the last time I itemized was when I was doing some 1099 work, plus changed jobs, changed employment state, sold a house in one state and bought one in another.

    It was a complicated tax year.

    Trump’s Orwellian Board of Peace Consists Entirely of Human Rights Abusers ( theintercept.com )

    At the inaugural meeting of his self-styled Board of Peace earlier this month, Donald Trump declared peace in the Middle East while simultaneously threatening to plunge the region into devastating conflict by again attacking Iran. Within 10 days, Trump followed through on that promise, teaming up with Israel to unleash a ...

    JasonDJ ,

    This isn't your typical American hostile takeover of a sovereign nation though.

    Like, usually we drag it out, there's some cat + mouse, the president doesn't say the quiet part out loud. We might drone strike a couple of kids, but we won't bomb a whole damn school. Let alone take out the leader.

    And then have practically no plan following it? Trump's first announcement after the attack made it seem like creating a power vacuum was the whole intent. Subsequent announcements make it seem more like "beatings will continue until morale improves", or rather "we'll just keep bombing you till you make the government we want".

    It's like constantly hitting "next" while you're on shuffle trying to get Macarena by Los del Rio, and you've got like 20,000 songs to go through. And even when Man in the Mirror comes on and you can see Macarena right there you're like, "not good enough" and keep shuffling. Don't even pause for a minute to appreciate how good of a song Man in the Mirror is. Nope. Gotta shuffle. Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena.

    The Harrowing Journey Home for Families Leaving Immigration Detention ( www.themarshallproject.org )

    Last year, the Trump administration detained thousands of children like Amalia. Many were held in the detention center in Dilley, often for weeks or months at a time. Most of the people sent to the 2,400-bed facility were eventually deported to other countries. But 45% of them were released to await the outcomes of their cases ...

    JasonDJ ,

    Man it's hard to read an article like that and not think that the whole point is cruelty and harassment.

    Only 45% of detainees faced trial, and the rest were deported? I highly doubt 55% of detainees voluntarily self-deported. Where's the due process?

    Dropping them off at a shelter hundreds or thousands of miles from where they were picked up with just the clothes on their backs? How is this not cruel and unusual?

    Dropping them off at an independent, charity shelter, and then not financially supporting the shelter at all, while knowingly sending them far more people than they can handle.

    And many are wearing ankle monitors? May as well sew a star of David onto their sleeves.

    People losing jobs and homes. Kids missing education and facing permanent injury due to substandard healthcare.

    Not to mention kids just...missing. Probably starting a new life as a "masseuse" for the rich and horny.

    This is America?

    JasonDJ ,

    I suppose you're right.

    It just feels so....I dunno. Anticlimactic?

    Like, I'm an older Millennial who has spent his entire life as a white boy in a small blue corner of the country.

    I grew up knowing we had a shitty past but thinking that we've advanced past all that. We're more accepting now. We still have a few bad apples, yeah. I never thought racism or bigotry were dead. I just had no idea how alive they are.

    It's like...you ever watch Avatar: The Last Airbender? The cartoon. Not the Netflix reboot (which is alright in its own way), certainly not the movie...no, the original cartoon.

    Early on in the series, you meet a frail old man, hunched over, rickety, looks crazy. He challenges the main character with a series of puzzles that have easy, but non-obvious solutions.

    Eventually, he has the main character duel "anyone in this room" and presents three very strong and rough champions. Thinking he's clever, he challenges the crazy old man.

    The crazy old man rips off his robe to expose a chiseled physique. He turns out to be one of the most powerful earth benders alive, despite also being one of (if not the) oldest.

    I knew racism was alive, I just thought it was a crochety old man that we're all just waiting to die. Nah man. It's an old man that can and will whoop my ass because he's in such peak shape he'll probably end up outliving me.

    Like that.

    JasonDJ ,

    Idk but he looks like Temu Adam Devine.

    Mom can we get The Righteous Gemstones?

    We have The Righteous Gemstones at home!

    ...The Righteous Gemstones:

    JasonDJ ,

    Our president is fucking children, and you're telling me I gotta verify my date of birth to run Linux, in the name of "Protecting the Children"?

    Get the fuck outta here.

    JasonDJ ,

    Glock is a type of gun.

    A Glock, on its own, is not illegal.

    Lots of aftermarket Glock accessories exist, all of which are legal.

    However, certain combinations of Glock and accessories are not.

    That's not Glocks problem.

    JasonDJ ,

    Whose age do they want on the server? The admins? Whoever staged it? Lol. Sure. Jan 1 1970.

    Do I need to put my birthdate onto my firewalls?

    Ooh are all enterprise firewalls going to start coming with CISA filters pre-enabled? Gotta protect those kids!

    JasonDJ ,

    ...but then I got high.

    JasonDJ ,

    Not a service member, but Trump told you he only likes winners.

    The people that died, well, they are losers like PoW John McCain.

    So service members that voted for Trump will think he still likes them, until they are KIA (at which point, they no longer care).

    JasonDJ ,

    Send in...the Gravy Seals.

    JasonDJ ,

    Faith, what are you doing? Rainbow Tables are for the CS class!

    JasonDJ ,

    Dude why do you think they had Vietnam?

    Wasn't enough houses, colleges, and jobs for all of the boomers that were coming of age.

    Cull the herd a bit. Get the ones that couldn't afford to avoid it into the military. Problem solved.

    Not enough? Have a domestic war on "drugs", selectively target blacks and Latinos, and give them free housing in a state or federal prison.

    JasonDJ ,

    Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

    -- Bobby Kennedy

    Or maybe Bobby Sagat. Either way.

    JasonDJ ,

    The Audacity!

    JasonDJ ,

    God has not once healed an amputee. What does he have against them?

    JasonDJ ,

    My ape brain isn't cut out for this. Way too much stimuli.

    Please just let me find a cave to call my own so I can venture off and gather wild berries and fungi for sustenance and entertainment.

    JasonDJ ,

    If you're in middle school cheer, there may be a job opening in the DC area. All cash, under the table massages.

    JasonDJ ,

    I woke up to a three-day ban from reddit for 'inciting violence' by saying

    Hey Trump, if you're gonna go around bombing world leaders, there's one I'd really like to see taken care of. Pull it off and you'll be more famous than the guy that killed Hitler.

    I didn't incite shit. Trump started it.

    More reason for me to think that Spez is trying to be Trump's hype-man. Like Lefou to Gaston. Except at least Gaston was handsome.

    JasonDJ , (edited )

    That's like a few years ago, I was on vacation. My wife's mom was turning 60, so we went on a big family vacation to a resort in Mexico.

    It was a great vacation. We were coming up on the end of a New England winter, so a tropical beach resort was very much needed.

    But, of course, being in a different country, we were all about as disconnected as it gets. We weren't receiving text messages, or phone calls. We weren't doom scrolling. We didn't bring laptops or tablets. Though a couple of us spoke some broken Spanish (mostly, 'mas cerveza, por favor' or 'dame dos margaritas, muy fuerte'), we couldn't really understand the newspapers or broadcasts. It was all quite peaceful.

    On the way back from the airport, we stopped at the store to pick up some groceries and dry goods we were low on in the house. Nothing extreme...toilet paper, clorox wipes, hand sanitizer. You know, basic hygiene staples that you could usually find anywhere. But weirdly, today, the store was out of all three. Like, shelves-stripped-bare out. Finding any of these three was like finding a Turboman doll.

    The next day, the Governor declared a state of emergency. March 10, 2020. An outbreak of a novel virus doubled in state-wide cases overnight, the majority of which traced back to a conference a block away from my office (in a building my company rents space from). I could have been sharing a subway car with one of them a couple weeks earlier.

    When we left, we were a little concerned, but not particularly. There were fewer than 100 cases in the whole country, most of whom had travelled from Wuhan or aboard the Diamond Princess.

    Although by that point we (my family) completely distrusted Trump and all shit that dribbles out of his mouth, we didn't have much reason to not accept his handling (yet). It sounded, sincerely, like he actually had a hold of the thing and was taking reasonable action to prevent the spread.

    Man I had no idea how naive that was at the time.

    JasonDJ ,

    Are you...well? Is your face drooping, or are your arms feeling weak?

    JasonDJ ,

    So lemme get this straight...

    • America practices and promotes eugenics.
    • America invents Jim Crow.
    • Germany copies notes.
    • Germany invents Nazis.
    • Nazis take power.
    • Nazis genocide Jews
    • Nazis start world war 2.
    • Americans kill Nazis
    • Americans befriend Jews
    • Americans slowly steps away from its own eugenic and Jim Crow policies. Just a little bit.
    • Americans elect Nazi-pedo to president.
    • Nazi-pedo president befriends Israel president.
    • Nazi-pedo president says LOL JK about that whole woke civil rights shit.
    • Nazi-pedo president and Israel president have their own genocides and New Crow...now with new targets!
    • Nazi-pedo president starts World War 3: Now with extra suffering!

    Am I getting that right?

    Was creating a power vacuum in Iran really the best path towards "peace"?

    JasonDJ , (edited )

    Sorry, I'm getting a bit ahead of myself.

    Was there a definitive moment in World War 2 when contemporary historians were like "fuck it, it's a world war now?"

    I mean yeah, sure, Germany invading Poland. But its not like that came out of nowhere. Shit was brewing all over Eurasia for nearly a decade prior.

    History doesn't repeat. It just rhymes. Like Slim Shady.

    JasonDJ , (edited )

    Are you an idiot or have you not been paying attention?

    This isn't "I need a source" type stuff. They aren't hiding this...they just aren't talking about it on their platforms, for obvious reasons.

    Do you know who Elon Musk is? Jeff Bezos? Larry Ellison?

    You should. Because they are paying a lot of money to have nearly exclusive control (among themselves) of all national media.

    Meanwhile, Sinclair and Nexstar are fighting to control all of the local broadcast stations. They aren't just buying up the station, they are buying the reputations of the known and trusted local news-anchors. That shit is priceless when you are running a propaganda machine.

    This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

    This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

    JasonDJ , (edited )

    I get what you're saying but honestly I'm finding it quite surprising that you're on Lemmy and haven't already seen it a billion times.

    Alright, the founder of Oracle...One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison...had a kid. David. David owns Skydance Media. He founded it in 2010. Daddy helped him round up the capital to acquire Paramount, last year.

    Here's what that got him.. But importantly, CBS (including many local stations)

    Now he's trying (and thus far succeeding) to also buy Warner Brothers. Here's what's in that package. Importantly, CNN.

    Oh yeah, he also has a big stake in TikTok, via Oracle.

    You know Jeff Bezos, yea? He bought WaPo a while ago now, and over the past couple of years has been asserting more influence over the content of the paper, drawing sharp criticism. Relevant.

    We all know about Rupert Murdoch. No sense talking about him.

    And we all know who owns Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, and what a colossal piece of shit he is.

    And who owns X, and how he makes Zuck look like a rabbit turd.

    I really hope I don't have to explain Sinclair and Nexstar to you. They've been buying up practically every local broadcast affiliate. In my area, all local broadcast news is controlled by these two companies. Sinclair especially has been called out a few times calling for national runs of their highly opinionated script ("this is extremely dangerous to our democracy").

    And then, there's /u/spez. Fuck /u/spez.

    For extra credit, Peter Theil. Manipulative, conniving, petty piece of shit that he is. Founded Palantir, the surveillance mecha. Look how he used Hulk Hogan for litigious revenge. Major Trump supporter. Huge bigot. Vance's mentor. An openly gay, apartheid, libertarian bigot. You can't make this shit up.

    There's a lot for you to go on here. It's not like I can just give you a link that explains everything. You really need to be following along because there's years of shit to unpack here, and as they enjoy controlling the news, they aren't going to be outright about telling you about it. You've got to dig.

    I get it. I feel like a conspiracy nutter now too. But I don't have the time to hold your hand and open your eyes to the reality that's been surrounding you for years. It's there. Look.

    The fourth estate is entirely controlled by billionaire interests that are friends, donors, and protectors of Trump. It's not hidden.