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I like cake. I'm an East (San Francisco) Bay, California, USA human. Married, cis, old, white.
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A barred owl is certified to practice law.

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"I Said Hi," Amy Shark

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Staring meaningfully across my coffee mug's lip at my brain.

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The SoftCastle & McCormick Conjecture

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“Omaha,” Counting Crows

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Every email that I write is malicious.

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When you résumé, you make a resource out of you & me.

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Three accurate takes in sequence are a hat take.

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Binder They shoulda had all the women characters played by a single actress.

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I love hashtag for this .

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That talisman is a cell phone to Zeus.

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The winged horses are lost in ... infinity? What? How did they even get in there?

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Hercules loves showing off so much that he just leaps in to fulfill Circe's boast.

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Lot of people impressed by composition illusions in this world.

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The Straits of Dire.

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Why shouldn't a sorceress fall in love? Did I miss that day in school?

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Slow motion shove for the win.

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Why don't you turn in to a flying horse, Circe?

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Every wall has a secret door when you have Hercules strength.

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Oh the old Rope Trick spell.

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This is Superman pitching to himself then hitting it out of the park but getting there in time to catch it.

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"You made me fall in love w/ you," okay that's victim blaming.

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Is that another giant robot to kill Hercules w/ at the harbor?

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Oh it WAS a Hercules fighting robot.

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Dude, where's my centaur?

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Science for the sake of science!

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Some breasting boobily there for the fans.

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Atlantis had dungeons? I thought it was supposed to be a utopia.

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Oh he's a Chaos Scientist, like Ian Malcolm.

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"There's no uncertainty!"

Waaaait, that's not science, that's FAITH.

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Wow Hercules chained down on a dais I'm sure that scene didn't stick w/ any viewers.

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That sacrificial chamber atrium has poor lighting.

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Minos loves to name drop.

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Oh this isn't the first time he's given this bird a girl, then.

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It puts the virgin in the basket or it gets the volcano again.

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"Tell them to open the door."

Guards, kill him!

Bit of a language barrier there.

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This winch? Also a constellation.

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Bringing a flaming sword to a wrestling match is not Marquess Queensbury legal

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They're ... they're doing light saber moves.

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Gee, I dunno if Hercules can turn a crank quickly.

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Hercules shot first!

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Yay magma b-roll.

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Is this cataclysmic ending an allegory for something, I wonder?

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Noooo my model ziggurat!

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Wait, what? Was she all the women in this film? Why are they silhouettes?

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Couldn't figure out an ending so the writer blew up the universe. Typical.

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Roger Larry as, the friend.

Oh, OK.

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Time for a hashtag MutualAid intermission.

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@jonathankoren maybe it was a teaser for a Hercules Cinematic Universe which never happened?