Sorry, I’m getting a bit ahead of myself.

Was there a definitive moment in World War 2 when contemporary historians were like “fuck it, it’s a world war now?”

I mean yeah, sure, Germany invading Poland. But its not like that came out of nowhere. Shit was brewing all over Eurasia for nearly a decade prior.

History doesn’t repeat. It just rhymes. Like Slim Shady.

So lemme get this straight…

• America practices and promotes eugenics.
• America invents Jim Crow.
• Germany copies notes.
• Germany invents Nazis.
• Nazis take power.
• Nazis genocide Jews
• Nazis start world war 2.
• Americans kill Nazis
• Americans befriend Jews
• Americans slowly steps away from its own eugenic and Jim Crow policies. Just a little bit.
• Americans elect Nazi-pedo to president.
• Nazi-pedo president befriends Israel president.
• Nazi-pedo president says LOL JK about that whole woke civil rights shit.
• Nazi-pedo president and Israel president have their own genocides and New Crow…now with new targets!
• Nazi-pedo president starts World War 3: Now with extra suffering!

Am I getting that right?

Was creating a power vacuum in Iran really the best path towards “peace”?

It’s from the President of the United States and it’s on TRUTH Social. Obviously this MUST to be factual, for both of those treasons.

What, you think the president would just lie? On a place called “truth”?

Color me shocked.

It’s right there on the list. Y2k women wanted Mel Gibson. Again, before everyone knew he was a nutter. And apparently despite Lethal Weapon 4 when he was clearly too old for this shit.

They are highest grossing because they sold the most tickets.

Uncool movies don’t sell the most seats.

It’s literally a popularity contest. And popularity contests are always given to the coolest.

I’m glad she tried to veto this. I apologize for the crass angle, but I’m pretty sure that if some Kansas yokel saw her coming out of a women’s room (and didn’t recognize her as the governor), they’d be harassing her and trying to get the payout.

That’s the other side of this problem, is that not only transgender people will be impacted, but also cisgender women who have masculine features.

Its whole intent is to harass pretty much any woman, regardless of their birth sex, unless they meet the same Barbie image that every Republican seems to think is the only way a “real” woman should look.

The point I was trying to make (while under the belief that she supported it) was that cis women who look like her would also be impacted.

“Cool” is subjective. But if you’re looking at a population, you need to look at what is most popular to determine what people think is “cool”.

Mass approval means mass acceptance. Mass acceptance means mass cool.

I can’t think of a better measure for what the majority of people like and think is cool, than cinema gross revenue. Because most walks of life enjoy the movies. Hollywood knows movie-goers vote with their wallets, or at least they knew that in 2000.

Hipsters weren’t gonna be cool for nearly a decade.

Iron Man wouldn’t come out till 2008, roughly the time the universe splintered and we got stuck in Timeline B. That was basically the beginning of the end of anything making sense. Now everything’s a reboot, a sequel, a sequel to a reboot, or a reboot of a sequel.

It’s probably my favorite movie on that list, but only because I can enjoy it with my kids.

A few more years and then, maybe I can bring them into the JasonDJ “circle of trust”.

Don’t underestimate the box office appeal of Tom Cruise before everyone knew he was a nutter.

Signed by a governor who legit looks like a transfem version of Elizabeth Warren.

Tsk tsk.

Two large pieces of wood, and a few 9-inch nails.

Per billionaire.

I was really hoping Hitler 4 Prez meant a potential investment in rail, as the silver-lining. But nah, can’t even get that.

Can’t really use plows or snowblowers on NYC sidewalks. Too many trashbags and sidewalk sheds.

We’re making America great by making the rest of the world more shitty.

This is the bully method. Knock everyone else down to make yourself feel better.

He’s making us “great” the same way Lord Voldemort did “great” things. Terrible, yes. But “great”.

That said I was watching Order of the Phoenix with my kids last night and only made it to winter break when the kids fell asleep. I fucking hate Umbridge. It’s painful watching that movie in the current climate. Even more painful knowing that JK is closer to her IRL than any other character.

Columbine made black trench coats fall briefly out of fashion…but The Matrix brought it back a couple of years later.

Highest grossing films of 2000 tend to disagree:

• MI:2
• Gladiator
• Castaway
• What Women Want
• Dinosaur
• Jim Carey Grinch
• Meet the Parents
• The Perfect Storm
• X-Men
• What lies beneath

Given this, I would say the coolest outfits would either involve plate armor, a volleyball, or a green yak-fur suit.

Only thing those nipples are good for is milk.

I’m not religious at all…but I have attended a few churches.

Good pastors (or whatever a church calls their leaders) tie biblical stories to current events.

“Gospel”, itself, literally means “good news”.

So, yeah, maybe there could be some recycling, but with some tweaks.

You can’t be a good Christian without first being persecuted against.

Hence the subservience to the guys who killed Jesus.

Seriously…Christians cucking for christ-killers is the epitome of Christian suffering.

(Just to clarify, I know the idea of “Jewish Deicide” is, itself, an antisemitic trope and doesn’t have historical backing. I just couldn’t resist the alliteration. I apologize).

Longer. Y’all remember 9/11?

There are kids born after that at the pub, right now. Legally.

Not a lot, because most people under 30 either don’t have free time or aren’t spending their (very) hard-earned cash on beer of all things.

But some of those rich entitled shits are out getting money and drunk.

Fuck those guys.

Wait what are we talking about?

Don’t tell your mother.