Nice try, monster under the bed.

You can also rub your forehead in an upward motion with your hand to stave off a sneeze too.

Not really nonsense but in the winter to stay really warm in your bed, just lay a fleece blanket flat over the fitted sheet. Sleep directly on top of it with your usual blankets covering you. The fleece will radiate your heat, which will then get trapped by the top blanket keeping you much more insulated.

If you want to have a deep rejuvenating sleep, wake up for about an hour in the middle of the night after a few hours of sleep. Don’t do anything that will make you wide awake. Just chill out for an hour and then go back to sleep. The second period of sleep will be so much better than the first.

Throw a square of dark chocolate in chili next time you make it, at least 70% cocoa but the higher the better. Next time you make boxed Mac and cheese, add a dash or 2 of Worcestershire sauce to it. The best egg you’ll ever eat: 1 egg, 1 tbsp of mayo whisked together in a glass container or small bowl. Add 1tsp of butter on top and microwave for 40-60 seconds. You’ll be pissed off about how good it is.

Next time you eat Oreos and milk, put the Oreos in a bowl and pour the milk over them and eat them with a spoon like cereal. Next time you eat cupcakes, carefully break off half of the bottom and put it on top of the icing so it’s like eating a sandwich.

Taking one for the team.

Don’t have to force surveillance on people. They’ll literally pay money for it.

Like Cthulhu party metal.

Been a bit since I’ve seen both movies. I’m due for a rewatch.

Was a cop

If you are a metalhead and haven’t listened to Xoth, specifically their Exogalactic album, you gotta get on that.

People that are getting good at spotting AI should call themselves Blade Runners.

Not only did he punch him, he hit him with the Magnum look too. Make fascists afraid again.

MTG helped build this hellscape. She shouldn’t be allowed to out run it either just because she decided to quit as soon as the wind changed directions.

Interested in

Burn, baby! Burn

What the hell is going on with the F tier?

“Living in a van down by the river” hits different now.

If he views himself as badass as he tries to act, why is he here fucking around with the non-violent, legal immigrants just trying to work and live their lives? Why not head over to Russia and enlist for the frontlines? They’re taking volunteers. If he had real balls he’d go lay his life down for mother Russia without a hesitation. I’m sure those Russian soldiers would welcome him as their bro and not kick the shit out of him. I’m sure he’d storm those trenches and give Ukraine what-for like a real alpha warrior hero and single-handedly win the war, not get blown up by a drone in a nameless field.

“Poob”. I knew I heard this song before.