Trump said in a social media post that Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, and Finland would face the tariff and that it would climb to 25% on June 1 if a deal is not in place for “the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland” by the United States.
Lol. Lmao, even.


My money is still solidly on the EU only using their troops to surpress local protests against the Yanks, who will land in a big show of an "invasion" that will culminate in a flag planting photo op that may very kill us all from pure cringe.
placing a bet on shlopsmi that at least 1 helicopter will crash