I'm so tired of seeing ads for these things.

Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?

Why is it so expensive?

THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!

FUCK YOU

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]
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    24 days ago

    Where do I put my cash

    The money clip

    Where do the coins go

    take a penny plate

    Where do I keep the photo of my cat?

    Breast pocket, closest to your heart.

    What if I have more than five cards

    Alright moneybags, no need to brag.

    While these are overpriced, it's not really any different from a leather slim wallet.

    • Blakey [he/him]
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      24 days ago

      I have more than five cards because I have a library card, driver's licence, etc...