I want to savor them but I can't help but eat giant ass spoonfuls. I need a steady drip of pomegranate in my life. Persephone could offer me a single seed and I, fully understanding the consequences of my actions, would ask for more. If I had a pomegranate tree I would make sacrifices to it. This is the best fruit to have ever existed.

  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    I love it too! When I visited Italy they were just everywhere on the trees!! Ripe yummy fruit fucking literally falling off the trees, so much

    My secret gross thing is cause prepping them is so much work and messy I like to eat them in the shower lol

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        4 months ago

        Its fanatic. You can just dive right in, hot water on you and cold fruit is invigorating. You can just spit out the seeds. Shower fruit rocks. Im not a breakfast guy so the first thing I eat after waking up is always fruit, combo'd it to save time and stuck to it.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      Eating fruit in the shower rules. Its how I eat breakfast, I could eat and then shower or shower and then eat or have hot water blast down on me while I eat cold fruit and get a nice sugar rush. I also smoke a joint. I tske a long morning shower but get a lot done breakfast, wake n bake and brush my teeth. My landlord pays my hot water.

      • mickey [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        I would never have thought to wager that someone would come along to the eating in the shower thread and say me too. I miss blasting doobies I feel like i overdo it when I have flower on hand and smoke my ass paranoid, maybe I can swing by a shop and see if they sell just a gram of something good.

      • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]
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        4 months ago

        Yep. Long warm showers where you also get other self care tasks done, when someone else pays the water bill, is a great feeling. Especially in the winter.

    • mickey [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Broke: Plain ol' boring shower

      Woke: Shower beer

      Bespoke: Shower pomegranate