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Unbanned ikt @aussie.zone from the community 15 hours ago mod
Banned ikt @aussie.zone from the community reason: URL Blacklist
3 days ago mod
Removed Post *Permanently Deleted* reason: Not even remotely Onion-y. This is **NOT** a regular news community.
6 days ago mod
Removed Post Spain's government denies cooperating with US operations in Mideast, contradicting White House reason: This isn't even remotely Onion-y.
7 days ago mod
Removed Comment Clearly not you because you have already given up.
how's that dick taste? by GreenKnight23 @lemmy.world reason: Keep it civil.
9 days ago mod
Removed Post Vladimir Putin calls Khamenei's death a "cynical murder" in violation of international law reason: Not Onion-y, this is just regular news.
9 days ago mod
Removed Post F-ICE Act reason: Please stop posting rule-breaking posts here. This is "Not The Onion," a community for sharing news stories with headlines that look like satire.
10 days ago mod
Removed Post NTSB issues alert on crash-site risks from ballistic parachute rockets reason: Not Onion-y
10 days ago mod
Removed Post Reddit decides to remove r/all reason: Not Onion-y
11 days ago mod
Removed Post Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead reason: Duplicate
11 days ago mod
Unbanned humanspiral @lemmy.ca from the community 11 days ago mod
Banned humanspiral @lemmy.ca from the community reason: automod
12 days ago mod
Removed Comment I hope ICE runs you over. by Wataba @sh.itjust.works reason: Goes too far.
12 days ago mod
Removed Post Pentagon Struggles to Allocate $500B Defense Budget Increase, Missing Submission Deadline | Defense Express reason: Not Onion-y
12 days ago mod
Removed Post Trans people in Kansas are being ordered to surrender their drivers licenses reason: Not Onion-y, just very sad and completely expected of that shit-hole.
12 days ago mod
Banned Nangijala @feddit.dk from the community reason: transphobia
13 days ago mod
Removed Post Meditation And Mindfulness Have a Dark Side We Rarely Talk About reason: Not Onion-y, looks like spam.
16 days ago mod
Removed Comment I mean, it's recommended not to fly and not to have children, because both are causing devastating effects on the climate.
This person seems very irresponsible, in general by quick_snail @feddit.nl reason: Troll
16 days ago mod
Removed Comment Sorry, I block ads.
Can someone tell me if this article has an ad for vasectomies and condoms? by quick_snail @feddit.nl reason: Trolling
16 days ago mod
Removed Comment Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Don't get pregnant. by quick_snail @feddit.nl reason: Trolling
17 days ago mod
Banned TrumpMAGA @lemmy.today from the community reason: Troll
17 days ago mod
Removed Comment Maybe this is an issue with their insurance and NOT with the USA. Not like usa should foot the bill just because they decided to travel with a kid on the was. Never save to fly when pregers by TrumpMAGA @lemmy.today reason: Trolling
17 days ago mod
Removed Comment At least baby lived. In canada they would still be waiting! by TrumpMAGA @lemmy.today reason: Trolling
19 days ago mod
Banned BigBolillo @mgtowlemmy.org from the community reason: https://legal.lemmy.world/tos/#12-discrimination-against-minority--at-risk-groups - transphobia
19 days ago mod
Removed Post Donald Trump accuses Barack Obama of releasing classified information reason: Not the original headline
21 days ago mod
Removed Post ICE Agents Pretended to Be Women Having Car Trouble to Lure Unsuspecting Father of Six Into Arrest reason: Not Onion-y. Just sad and expected now.
22 days ago mod
Removed Post Starting tomorrow, New York will increase penalties for serious traffic violations reason: Not Onion-y. Please read the rules.
23 days ago mod
Banned Sonlight @thelemmy.club from the community reason: Crypto scammer
23 days ago mod
Removed Comment This is Just the Kind of News that Sends [Crypto markets Crashing,](https://pipcast.blogspot.com/2026/02/bitcoin-possible-plunge-to-50k-next.html) Considering Epsteins link with BITCOIN. Meanwhille Smart investors are buying into the Chaos they helped Orchestrate by Sonlight @thelemmy.club reason: Spam
24 days ago mod
Removed Post Epstein Files Expose Ellen DeGeneres As Hollywood's Most 'Prolific Cannibal' reason: This is a community for real news that seems like satire, not actual satire.
28 days ago mod
Removed Post Daughter Shot by Father After Trump Argument in Texas reason: Not even remotely Onion-y, just sad.
28 days ago mod
Removed Post Train masturbator woken by police after exposing himself to women for third time reason: Not Onion-y, just gross.
1 month ago mod
Removed Comment What a retard. by Nangijala @feddit.dk reason: There's got to be a better word you can use than an ableist slur
1 month ago mod
Removed Comment She is, in fact, retarded by amniotic druid @lemmy.world reason: Let's not normalize ableist slurs
1 month ago mod
Banned CallMeAnAI @lemmy.world from the community reason: Banning, as requested
1 month ago mod
Removed Comment I'll take the ban in this.
Is she retarded? And you all really thought she had a better chance than sleepy Joe? by CallMeAnAI @lemmy.world reason: Ask and ye shall receive
1 month ago mod
Removed Post The Olympics May Have a Penis Problem Thanks to Ski Jumping reason: BILD isn't a credible news source.
1 month ago mod
Removed Post Cannibalistic jellyfish with a vanishing anus are invading Venice | LBC reason: Not a link to the news story.
1 month ago mod
Removed Post Senate Dems Who Pushed Meatier ICE Reform Shy Away From Criticizing Schumer’s Softer Package reason: This isn't an Onion-y article headline. This is **NOT** a general political news community.
1 month ago mod
Removed Comment Not just Brazil. The poutine-eating shit monkeys in Quebec are no geniuses either. by HugeNerd @lemmy.ca reason: Wtf?
1 month ago mod
Removed Post Tech giants are victims of ‘harassment’ by Irish and EU regulators, US Congress panel claims reason: This is not a general news community. Please see rule #4 in the sidebar.
1 month ago mod
Removed Comment Then why do far left states ban every form of an AR-15 or anything with a threaded barrel? Why would they ban standard capacity magazines? Why not require licensing, additional training and qualifications?
Oh yeah, because the far left politicians are fed lies from the billionaires that these laws will protect when it reality it just sets us up to be controlled by the far fascist right.
People like Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Bloomberg and Epstein lobbied these stupid politicians to make us weaker and start repeating the exact same talking points like "look that guy has a gUn PeRsOnAliTy!!!"
Whoops! by tidderuuf @lemmy.world reason: There are no "far left states."
2 months ago mod
Removed Comment Charging fatties more would be the quickest way to start a revolution in the USA, approved by Miaou @jlai.lu reason: Keep it civil
2 months ago mod
Removed Comment Found a cousin fucker. by circuscritic @lemmy.ca reason: Come on, keep it civil.
2 months ago mod
Removed Comment Did someone shit in your tomatoes? by Zahille7 @lemmy.world reason: Keep it civil
2 months ago mod
Removed Comment 🤦♀️ why would you fly to Honduras to surprise your family for thanksgiving under this administration...the country is controlled by nazis who advertise on tv they're trying to purge non citizens how could you risk it all for a fun surprise if you want to survive this presidency you can't take stupid vacations like that by gustofwind @lemmy.world reason: Do better.
2 months ago mod
Banned JordanDaniel @lemmy.world from the community reason: AI slop spammer.
2 months ago mod
Removed Comment ClOcKs StUpId Me SmArT. I'm out by TrickDacy @lemmy.world reason: Keep it civil.
2 months ago mod
Removed Comment Sometimes people like you just need to know they're stupid. I'm no longer in the habit of arguing with people who demonstrate such a stunning lack of brain power. by TrickDacy @lemmy.world reason: Keep it civil.
2 months ago mod
Removed Comment and sometimes, people like you need to know they're assholes. (and stupid.)
Things change. the only people "surprised" by this are either the ones not paying attention or the ones who don't like change.
Your insistence that I am stupid and your vapid dismissal is not intelligence. Ad hominem attacks are not to be confused for valid arguments. it's fine if you don't want to engage, but you *are* engaging. But only engaging with insults. Which means you're superiority is based solely on arrogance.
Kinda, in point of fact, like the teacher my nephew has this year, who insists this kind of shit shows they're all too stupid for society. You. That teacher. These teacherfs? they're hurting children with their bullshit, and it *is* bullshit.
Oh no. Kids don't know how to do things that were once common but not any more. So. fucking. what. pull your head out of your ass. that breeze you're smelling ain't fresh air.
by FuglyDuck @lemmy.world reason: Keep it civil.
2 months ago mod
Banned falseWhite @programming.dev from the community reason: Vote manipulation, mass voting
expires: 2 months ago
3 months ago mod
Unbanned I Cast Fist @programming.dev from the community reason: automod false positive
3 months ago mod
Banned I Cast Fist @programming.dev from the community reason: URL Blacklist
4 months ago mod
Banned bad_news @lemmy.billiam.net from the community reason: Antisemitism
4 months ago mod
Banned blave @lemmy.world from the community reason: Violence
4 months ago mod
Banned Flax @feddit.uk from the community reason: Troll
4 months ago mod
Banned zakandrews398 @lemmy.world from the community reason: Spammer
4 months ago mod
Banned slothrop2 @lemmings.world from the community reason: Unmarked bot account
4 months ago mod
Banned slothrop2 @lemmings.world from the community reason: Spam bot
4 months ago mod
Banned naba @programming.dev from the community 5 months ago mod
Locked Post Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner says nobody ever told him the large SS-Totenkopf tattoo he's had on his chest for the last 18 years is a Nazi symbol 8 months ago mod
Locked Post OpenAI just launched its new ChatGPT Agent that can make as many as 1 complicated cupcake order per hour, but even Sam Altman says you probably shouldn't trust it for 'high-stakes uses' 11 months ago mod
Locked Post Joe Rogan Slammed For Claiming Resurrection of Disability Slur Is 'One of the Greatest Cultural Victories' 1 year ago mod
Removed Serinus @lemmy.world as a mod to the community 1 year ago mod
Appointed Serinus @lemmy.world as a mod to the community 2 years ago mod
Removed xiphoid @lemmy.world as a mod to the community 3 years ago mod
Appointed kescusay @lemmy.world as a mod to the community 
