Omg! CCleaner nostalgia!

I also had some sort Windows background process suppression software that would squeeze 2–3 more fps out for me. At the cost of occasionally bluescreening me lol

Kids these days don’t know how easy they’ve got it with native Linux game support and Steam Proton!

That’s true. If I put milk in my coffee it’s WAY more laxative than black lmao

these are perfectly drenched in sorrow. i saved every one that I’ve not heard before 🤌

this is why it sometimes takes me days to watch a movie lol

I’m a millennial and I can only afford caffeine pills.

Depressing. Do not recommend.

and maximum laxative effect

there’s a joke about drivers in here somewhere

“i paid for the whole RAM imma use the whole RAM”

–me in 2010 using console commands to turn off all the particle effects in Portal so that I could boost my fps to ~20 w/ minimum settings (the laptop did not have a graphics card lmao)

at least a little bit of water or broth unless you want it to burn

For the doorway cover I’d go with a tarp and use some stick-on Velcro strips so it can be hung up and taken down easily

The oven will probably have to be set to its maximum temperature, and a small fan to help circulate the hot air will probably help

You should only use the oven as the heat source if it’s electric, though. Letting that much burned gas into a small space is really bad for you and possibly some kinda fire hazard. There are portable electric sauna heaters as an alternative

Keep in mind that if you have pantry items (rice, crackers, etc.) in the same room as all that heat and humidity, they’ll spoil faster

Otherwise, sounds like a fun project!

I’ll take calling over receiving 10+ texts in a row any day though

this reminded me to unmute my phone ty

that’s me, been trapped in that cycle since I had to pay several months’ rent with credit card during covid

aside from some dings due to high credit usage, my score is good. mainly because i have a shit load of cards i opened years ago, so my average account age is high.

I’m not a particularly responsible spender and have a shit ton of debt, but since I make the CC companies a bunch of money by paying balance transfer fees all the time, I’m profitable. So my score is high.

What a stupid world

fascinating read! surprisingly detailed for how long ago she lived.

also:

William Johnston suggests that it is this answer which captured the imagination of the nation: “She had killed not out of jealousy but out of love.”

what was he smoking? she definitely killed him out of jealousy lmao

No, you’re thinking of a cowboy beetle. A rhinoceros beetle is actually one of these

well i was, and then i turned 30 💀

“I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going”

that sounds more like problems with IRL than problems with the internet

it’ll either be Star Trek (“repair? just put it in the matter reclamator and replicate a new one!”)

or Mad Max (“of course you repair! wait, what’s a ‘new thing’?”)