You’re optimistic

I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of bubble gum!

Now assume a spherical cow…

But all I have is my poop knife

Podophiles vs pedophiles

Calm down Margaret

Doesn’t this violate the Geneva Convention???

Sometimes. Sometimes it opens another instance of itself when attempting to close it.

I’m reading it on my phone

They can lift it long enough and high enough to create maximum spillage

Is that anything like deciding to get all the golden eggs from the goose?

And a different color! Almost like they belong to the person behind her!

So.

There are no even numbers divisible by zero.

You mean innume

What a strange emoticon…

They all have too many fingers!

Maybe it’s Maybelline

I disagree

No it’s “AAAHH!”

Largest game of Spin The Bottle evah!