Tina Serrano

Tina Serrano

I’m not a film critic, I’m literally just a bitch

Favorite films

  • Clueless
  • Daisies
  • Marie Antoinette
  • Valley of the Dolls

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  • Romeo + Juliet

    ★★★★★

  • Wuthering Heights

    ½

  • Sorry, Baby

    ★★★★★

  • F1

    ★★½

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Wuthering Heights
½ Watched

Genuinely cannot tell who Emerald Fennell hates more, people of color or Emily Brontë. “A Smooth Brained Wuthering Heights” was a kinder review than was deserved. Why did we need the cheap knock off Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland sequence? The entire thing was cheap and reductive, the storytelling was contrived and all of the depth of the novel was erased by Fennell’s inexplicable need to be viewed as “edgy”. Being in the audience felt like Fennell’s version of Linton…

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F1
★★½ Watched

Almost as good as Cars but not nearly as good as Cars 2, somehow the same plot as both.

The Monkey
★★½ Watched

The second best movie about hot twin brothers with a family curse that starts with their father’s death and ends with indiscriminate killing in their small town and one of their deaths so far this year.