Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
If The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster isn’t already on your horror watchlist, fix that immediately, preferably during a thunderstorm for ambiance.
This is what happens when Frankenstein gets a 21st-century glow-up, a STEM scholarship, and a righteous amount of fury. Our mad-genius heroine Vicaria is not your average “science fair volcano” teen. She’s out here trying to cure death itself. Casually. In between navigating grief, systemic injustice, and the kind of neighborhood trauma that makes you want to…
If the first Sister Act was holy water, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit is that holy water with a splash of 90s teen attitude and an aggressively enthusiastic choir director.
Whoopi Goldberg returns as Deloris Van Cartier, lounge singer turned accidental nun whisperer, and this time she’s stuck wrangling a classroom of Catholic school teens who would rather be literally anywhere else. Think Dangerous Minds, but with more habits and better harmonies.
The plot? Predictable. The vibes? Immaculate.…
Jurassic Park III – 8/10
Short, loud, and full of dino drama, Jurassic Park III is like getting chased by a T-Rex while trying to hold onto your sandwich—chaotic, thrilling, and oddly satisfying. Dr. Alan Grant is back, and so are his prehistoric haters, this time featuring a Spinosaurus who clearly didn’t read the memo about who’s top lizard. It’s not Shakespeare, but it is a popcorn-munching, raptor-screeching rollercoaster through bad decisions and worse parenting. Bonus points for the talking raptor dream. Yes, really.
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if two horror icons settled their beef like WWE headliners in a fog machine factory, allow me to introduce you to Freddy vs. Jason.
This cinematic fever dream smashes together dream-stalking menace Freddy Krueger and machete-wielding camp counselor exterminator Jason Voorhees, and says, “Plot? Sure. But mostly vibes.”
The storyline is… there. Technically. Freddy, bored and ghosted by fear itself, resurrects Jason to get the teens screaming again. Unfortunately, Jason does not understand…