A WolfeByte is an omnivorous cynical species of human with an inborn, unnatural, unhealthy fascination with all things canine. Initially open and friendly - with a hint of lemon - and a lingering warm finish, WolfeByte's tend to get bitter over time. Well aged, the vintage shows a depth and complexity rarely found, though in rarer circumstances has tended to be seen as a needless convoluted blend beneath an raw, shallow (some might say vulgar) facade, that ends with a sharp bitter aftertaste. Raised well and approached with respect and caution - and more than a little intelligence and subtle charm - a WolfeByte can be tamed and makes a great pet, companion animal or drinking buddy, although the squeamish is well-warned of the species proclivity towards the baser pleasures in life.

How's that for mixing my metaphors, eh?

WolfeByte heartily endorses Gibson's Rye, Coyote's Run Pinot Noir, and the latest Placebo album. Gary Numan isn't half bad, either. Advertise here, only $1/line per week! Wow!

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